Saturday, January 08, 2005
Things
The Chinger Wigger Figger Thing
Here's something I find interesting. I'm pretty sure most of readers are of the male gender but I wanna at least try to interest some of the female readers as well. So I'll try something new in this entry. You notice all those magazines that show about relationships, dating, blah blah blah, that stuff? Well, from the real world and with real people, I can come up with my own set of "the typical style" of guys. Yes, it's weird but that's what I'm here for, to provide a little weirdness in your lives.
With all the college... life, I guess we can't help having those crushes and things like that coming over us. Now the funny thing is, since each person is unique there also comes a unique style and as some would question whether someone likes someone or not, there are definitely some patterns that I have noticed.
1. That Quiet Guy - the guy's style is to not even speak to you hahaha. Mainly because he's trying to think of what the hell to say. In the end though, you'll be lucky if you manage to get a hi out of him. Funny stuff, saw someone like this, went absolutely nuts when the girl smiled back and said hi in reply. hahaha.
2. That Adorable Fool - The guy makes cute teases on you trying to throw you off. Acting all funny and weird just to see you smile is one of his strategies to notice you... strategy not the right word but you get the point. In which case, girls often just consider the guy as a friend not to be taken seriously :( I don't get this haha
3. That Mysterious... Guy - He likes to stay away from most people because he needs his own space. When you talk to him, he will dazzle you with things and ideas you have never heard before. The most interesting person in the world kinda... thing. It's like opening a gift on Christmas day. You can't possibly figure out what's in the guy's head.
4. The Romantic Fool - Flowery style thing. Treats you like a queen and showers you with attention. You don't need to piece it out, since it is so obvious. Why girls don't know that the guy likes em, is beyond me. Hmm... in fact, why they don't know it is beyond me in all cases.
5. The Cool Romantic - Smooth, Suave Casanova. Wins hearts like loaded die hence is destined to be a player hahaha. But you can't help cuz he is sooooooo smooth... oh god. Hahaha. I shall stop talking about this since it's getting too weird even for me.
6. FRIEND - This guy has no utter hope cuz he is labeled as "ONLY AS A FRIEND" too bad really. Being friendly just to win you over becomes a burden once you have reached that friend's zone, as people think of it. But I don't believe in this crap really. Who wrote the rules anyway? haha.
7. The Oblivious One - You like him, and he doesnt know. You show all the signs, he doesn't get it. Hence you will become frustrated but not for long because well, you like him! It is hard to talk to someone who isn't interested hence it's like talking to a wall. Try throwing something heavy at him and shout out what you want him to know and maybe, just maybe, he'll get it.
Okay, how do I know this? After all the chats, conversations, dating shows, observations, TV, friends and family alike, you start to categorize some things anyways. I just think it would be nice to hear from a guy's point of view. Else I have lost some masculinity along the way... ugh, the things I do for writing's sake hahaha
Riding the Lightning
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