Monday, February 21, 2005
Oh it doesn't end there, IT DOESN'T END THERE
Now this is funny and though I know SOME of you out there experience this but not as bad as I do. So they pretty much ask whether I am interested in any girl in or out of ateneo and I reply with a very bland, very polite, no which is a lie because I AM interested in someone *wink* but I am NOT going to tell my parents about it. Then they follow it up with their own stories of their own teenage romances which is so old school, it's embarrassing.
What's next is some tips from dear old dad. Don't get me wrong, I have the fondest respect for my dad and I know -and from a lot of references- I do not doubt his charm in his days but when you're a parent, it just feels WEIRD to hear your dad give you winking lessons. I swear, I'm like that guy in American Pie when it comes to about my dad and his tips.
My mom on the otherhand is getting all anxious to whoever I'm bringing home which I don't think is happening in the near future. And she's throwing this childish fit that I'm very secretive about my affairs which goes to show how much she knows me. OF COURSE I'm keeping my affairs secret because I'm afraid of THIS sort of thing happening. Heck, they even said I probably already got a girl pregnant or something *wtf?!* In the end though, my mom let out a side comment that I was probably gay because I didn't have a girlfriend yet. Of course she didn't mean it in a bad way, she said it in a joking way but goes to show, how much the folks are soooooo into my life more than I am.
Oh yes, Marty having no girlfriend is a BIG issue in the house and it causes so much concern that involves us having these "talks" and these "tip-giving".... gawd. Brains splattered across the wall now. Please, please get me out of here
Riding the Lightning
10:45 PM