Friday, April 08, 2005
Brace Yourself: This is a No Rest for the Wicked Special!!! (Must Read)
I didn't think that I would have a special but certain events yesterday and today have pushed me to. Word of caution, this is a LONG one yet definitely funny and somewhat ridiculous courtesy of Berk, JM and Gali last night. It all started with those weird tags I've been getting and I thought they were from JM so, I began asking around if he did it. What happened was a series of amusing and funny conversations over three people in chat.
First, Me and Berk know only JM could possibly be that parodically funny and so we were pointing to him. Thing was, JM was making us go around in circles. These are the posts: (they might be messy but bear with me)
tmat_02 (10:11:00 PM): u wudnt happen to be Hong Kong Phooey or Miss Trann Slater are you?
dejoya5 (10:11:13 PM): wha?
tmat_02 (10:11:28 PM): hmmm...
tmat_02 (10:11:43 PM): ive been getting weird tags in me blogs
tmat_02 (10:11:47 PM): i thought it was you
tmat_02 (10:11:53 PM): or was it you?
dejoya5 (10:12:13 PM): no, i wouldn't touch your blog unless i had something to say
dejoya5 (10:12:16 PM): or would i?
tmat_02 (10:12:30 PM): hmmm...
tmat_02 (10:12:44 PM): I scare nothing. Even you become napkins
tmat_02 (10:12:58 PM): who would say that...
tmat_02 (10:13:14 PM): ur the only one i could think of that would leave something like that
dejoya5 (10:14:10 PM): seriously, i have NO idea who those people are
dejoya5 (10:14:53 PM): maybe ryan, since he's a rpg person. trann slater seems like he's
quoting some rpg wierd thing
tmat_02 (10:15:13 PM): hmmm that's interesting cuz I haven't SEEN Ryan online at all
tmat_02 (10:15:21 PM): hrmm....
(then after a while, I talked to Berk. We talked about survivor afgha then commercials then those weird tags)
hew_ritter (10:55:58 PM): JM's alibi: JM: i know you're thinking Hong Kong is me because my mom is part-Cantonese
JM: but no, not me
JM: i CAN make some funny stuff that sounds like it tho
JM: "There is a giant banana in the water fountain. Lick it up."
JM: And that's just a one-liner compared to like Trann slater
JM: who ever he is JM: i've been talking to barry all night. i haven't even touched marty's blog until he told me about it
JM: yo, i'm serious
tmat_02 (10:56:48 PM): ...
tmat_02 (10:56:53 PM): u believe it? haha
hew_ritter (10:57:13 PM): well, i cant really decide
tmat_02 (10:57:23 PM): oh, i do love a gud mystery hahaha
hew_ritter (10:57:38 PM): its just that he wouldnt do that
hew_ritter (10:57:48 PM): on a tagboard, that seems so low even for him
hew_ritter (10:57:53 PM): yet, hes the only suspect
hew_ritter (10:57:59 PM): well, if you dont count ryan
tmat_02 (10:58:05 PM): Ryan's got a laptop
tmat_02 (10:58:12 PM): but does he had internet access
tmat_02 (10:58:23 PM): which is weird cuz he just left Stan a msg
hew_ritter (10:58:28 PM): well, hed be online a long time ago if that was so
tmat_02 (10:58:32 PM): but he'd go in as muffinman
hew_ritter (10:58:40 PM): or would he
hew_ritter (10:58:43 PM): ?
tmat_02 (10:58:51 PM): oh god now ur doing it too
hew_ritter (10:58:59 PM): haha
tmat_02 (10:59:00 PM): or would you?
tmat_02 (10:59:03 PM): or would i?
tmat_02 (10:59:06 PM): or would he?
tmat_02 (10:59:07 PM): hahahhaa
hew_ritter (11:00:36 PM): i just like to apply CSI's 2 main rules
hew_ritter (11:00:50 PM): RULE 1: Assume everything
hew_ritter (11:00:58 PM): RULE 2: Assume nothing
tmat_02 (11:01:16 PM): hmmm...
tmat_02 (11:02:02 PM): maaaaaaybe
tmat_02 (11:02:05 PM): it's GALI
hew_ritter (11:03:01 PM): OO NGA NO!
hew_ritter (11:03:18 PM): uh, does he know you have a blog?
tmat_02 (11:03:24 PM): well i told him the one time
tmat_02 (11:03:29 PM): and left him a link
tmat_02 (11:03:46 PM): but he kept saying that he can't cuz he's been having net problems
tmat_02 (11:03:56 PM): so he said, il visit it later
hew_ritter (11:04:03 PM): I'm going to say it...
hew_ritter (11:04:06 PM): OR WILL HE?
tmat_02 (11:04:11 PM): ...
tmat_02 (11:04:16 PM): i think we killed it
tmat_02 (11:04:19 PM): hahahahaha
(Later)
hew_ritter (11:13:27 PM): JM: hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha I'm actually Hong Kong Phooey and Miss Trann Slater!
JM: ...
hew_ritter: AHA!~
JM: or am i?
hew_ritter: oh gawdamnit! fuck you!
tmat_02 (11:15:32 PM): now THAT's funny
tmat_02 (11:15:56 PM): so he knows about the whole or did i bit? hahaha
JM: i like complicating things
hew_ritter: shit
hew_ritter: the more your admiting or hiding the more i feel its you
hew_ritter: ITS YOU!
hew_ritter: ITS YOU!
hew_ritter: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
hew_ritter: i dont care what you say
hew_ritter: ITS YOU!
JM: you've gone insane
JM: could it be me? maybe...could it be...? maybe not...?
JM: mystery mystery...
hew_ritter: SHUT UP!
JM: maybe it's gali...richmond...maybe it's one of marty's friends in ateneo...
JM: but me...?
JM: maybe...
hew_ritter: goto hell!
hew_ritter (11:16:19 PM): well, he started it
tmat_02 (11:16:32 PM): ...
tmat_02 (11:16:40 PM): this has been a fun day
(Meanwhile...)
dejoya5 (11:19:35 PM): oh marty, marty
dejoya5 (11:19:51 PM): you know it's never the prime suspect who did it in these whodunits...
dejoya5 (11:19:56 PM): ...or is it?
dejoya5 (11:20:00 PM): maybe it's the butler
dejoya5 (11:20:06 PM): or maybe it's not
dejoya5 (11:20:08 PM): hmmm
tmat_02 (11:20:10 PM): i think it's YOU
dejoya5 (11:20:27 PM): MAYBE
dejoya5 (11:20:31 PM): ...or...
dejoya5 (11:20:33 PM): MAYBE NOT
tmat_02 (11:20:55 PM): ...
tmat_02 (11:21:00 PM): im with berk on this one
dejoya5 (11:21:56 PM): i'm not
tmat_02 (11:22:03 PM): or are you?
dejoya5 (11:22:08 PM): am i?
tmat_02 (11:22:16 PM): aren't you?
dejoya5 (11:22:34 PM): aren't i?
tmat_02 (11:23:03 PM): hmm...
tmat_02 (11:23:08 PM): ur a tough one
dejoya5 (11:23:12 PM): aren't i?
tmat_02 (11:23:15 PM): are you?
dejoya5 (11:23:19 PM): am i?
dejoya5 (11:23:21 PM): hmm...
dejoya5 (11:23:28 PM): you're a tough one
tmat_02 (11:23:31 PM): am i?
dejoya5 (11:23:52 PM): aren't you?
tmat_02 (11:23:55 PM): i am
tmat_02 (11:23:57 PM): hahahaha
dejoya5 (11:25:52 PM): hahahahahhahhahaha i'm actually Hong Kong Phooey and Miss Trann Slater!!!!
dejoya5 (11:25:52 PM): ...
dejoya5 (11:25:57 PM): or am I?
tmat_02 (11:25:59 PM): are you?
dejoya5 (11:26:10 PM): Mmmmmmaybe.
dejoya5 (11:26:33 PM): or maybe i'm just..."clouding your judgment," detective
tmat_02 (11:26:45 PM): btw, im amazed we can have a conversation using 3 words maximum
(Then Gali goes online so Me and Berk go to him)
tmat_02 (11:24:45 PM): Gali, are u Hong Kong Phooey or Miss Trann Slater?
pogigali (11:30:46 PM): wazzat?
tmat_02 (11:31:07 PM): some guy or girl has been posting stuff on my blog that's weird
tmat_02 (11:31:15 PM): and we thought it was JM
tmat_02 (11:31:17 PM): then Ryan
pogigali (11:31:22 PM): hmmm nope
tmat_02 (11:31:25 PM): then me and berk thought it was you
pogigali (11:31:26 PM): why not berkley
tmat_02 (11:31:46 PM): he doesn't go to my site
tmat_02 (11:31:48 PM): or does he
pogigali (11:31:55 PM): wala siguro siyang magawa
tmat_02 (11:32:01 PM): hrmm...
tmat_02 (11:32:49 PM): kanina pa to
tmat_02 (11:32:59 PM): we've been interrogating JM
tmat_02 (11:33:05 PM): then we thought it would be you
tmat_02 (11:33:09 PM): now u say it's berk hahaha
pogigali (11:33:23 PM): ain't me
pogigali (11:33:25 PM): my inets busted up
pogigali (11:33:26 PM): explorer ko
pogigali (11:33:45 PM): may be its just somebody messing with ya
pogigali (11:33:49 PM): that we don't know about
tmat_02 (11:33:52 PM): hahaha
tmat_02 (11:33:55 PM): cguro
(Going back to Berk)
hew_ritter (11:27:13 PM): JM: hahaha i like screwing with your thinking minds!
hew_ritter: screw nothing! ITS YOU GAWDAMNIT!
JM: maybe
JM: maybe not
JM: or maybe it's someone you haven't thought of yet
hew_ritter: but who els can there be?
JM: maybe it's just someone ELSE, you know
hew_ritter: ive always thought of you as the scam guy
hew_ritter: remember when you switch with yer mom
hew_ritter: "guess who?"
JM: i'm touched. you remembered.
hew_ritter: i'm traumatized you bastard
JM: oh, i'm good at scams, but i've no time to do them right now
hew_ritter: ...
hew_ritter: OR DO YOU
hew_ritter: JM: DO I?
JM: hew_ritter: dont twist my words!
JM: i'm actually doing the same thing with marty
hew_ritter: you sick sick fiend
JM: i know
JM: but all in good fun
JM: it's not like i'm pushing you off a cliff or anything
hew_ritter: you making me constipated
JM: i'm just..."clouding your judgment," detective
JM: and that too
hew_ritter (11:27:37 PM): ive an idea, why not post these funi converses in yer next blog post
tmat_02 (11:28:20 PM): oh i will
hew_ritter (11:30:53 PM): then call yer blog post the 'Inquisition!"
tmat_02 (11:31:54 PM): talk to gali
tmat_02 (11:32:03 PM): okay
tmat_02 (11:32:08 PM): now he's pinning it on you
hew_ritter (11:33:23 PM): yes, yes he is. thats his style
hew_ritter (11:34:52 PM): see, he knows im good at scamming other people
tmat_02 (11:35:01 PM): are. you?
tmat_02 (11:35:16 PM): maybe u pretended not to know
hew_ritter (11:35:16 PM): truthfully yes
tmat_02 (11:35:23 PM): to throw me off to JM
hew_ritter (11:35:24 PM): and no....cos i always get caught
hew_ritter (11:35:29 PM): im a lousy liar
tmat_02 (11:35:35 PM): are you?
hew_ritter (11:36:32 PM): NO!
hew_ritter (11:36:42 PM): that that...thing on the tag
hew_ritter (11:36:53 PM): i cant DO that even if my life depended on it
tmat_02 (11:37:00 PM): hmmm...
hew_ritter (11:37:13 PM): i cant be witty
hew_ritter (11:37:27 PM): i cant be parodically funi
hew_ritter (11:37:36 PM): thats jm or gali's job
hew_ritter (11:37:42 PM): i mean youve seen what they can do
tmat_02 (11:37:57 PM): but u can parody too!
tmat_02 (11:38:02 PM): hmm...
tmat_02 (11:38:10 PM): okay i think im going around in circles
hew_ritter (11:38:16 PM): but not like that!
tmat_02 (11:38:27 PM): ey wait
tmat_02 (11:38:35 PM): JM is getting off the hook?!
tmat_02 (11:38:40 PM): get back to him
tmat_02 (11:38:48 PM): we're starting to collapse
tmat_02 (11:38:56 PM): JM's pointing it to you na rin
hew_ritter (11:39:06 PM): yea he sez he is
hew_ritter (11:39:15 PM): what do i have to prove
hew_ritter (11:39:19 PM): ive got nothing to hide
hew_ritter (11:39:32 PM): i just wanted to know who it is so i can get more from the genius
tmat_02 (11:39:53 PM): some mastermind
hew_ritter (11:40:36 PM): but now, all this for hong kong dubs, just stupid
hew_ritter (11:40:43 PM): di ko na tuloy nagawa afgha2 ko
tmat_02 (11:40:54 PM): hahaha sorry
hew_ritter (11:47:00 PM): pogigali: what... so i give sucky names
pogigali: hahahaha
hew_ritter: and those texts were sucky too
hew_ritter: something of your handiwork
pogigali: bwahaha
pogigali: wrong grammar?
hew_ritter: see fer yourself
hew_ritter: "Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person."
pogigali: wtf
hew_ritter: "I scare nothing. Even you become napkins."
hew_ritter: see. what did i tel you
pogigali: nope sorry
pogigali: ain't me
pogigali: hong kong people suck in english
pogigali: so it must be a guy from hong kong
hew_ritter: what?!
hew_ritter: you're like, throwing it off or something
hew_ritter: maybe its a guy pretending to be in hong kong
tmat_02 (11:47:34 PM): ...
tmat_02 (11:47:50 PM): the only hong kong looking person i know is JM
hew_ritter (11:48:05 PM): and so we turn back to JM
hew_ritter (11:48:07 PM): ...
tmat_02 (11:48:11 PM): ...
tmat_02 (11:49:06 PM): this is getting mildly annoying
tmat_02 (11:49:56 PM): this is going to be one long entry
hew_ritter (11:51:39 PM): pogigali: JM IYAN!!!
(Finally, the startling conclusion)
dejoya5 (11:46:23 PM): i'm bored
dejoya5 (11:46:38 PM): i should probably admit to you now at this point
dejoya5 (11:47:00 PM): i mean, it was fun for a while, sure
dejoya5 (11:47:11 PM): but you're right, you're right all along
dejoya5 (11:47:52 PM): you guys have been running around in circles
dejoya5 (11:48:00 PM): so i'll give you my confession:
dejoya5 (11:48:02 PM): it
dejoya5 (11:48:10 PM): wait
(long pause)
dejoya5 (11:48:25 PM): it
dejoya5 (11:48:37 PM): was
dejoya5 (11:49:02 PM): well, it's not me, that's for sure
tmat_02 (11:49:13 PM): CRAP
And that's it. Whoever you are, you've successfully managed to get us to talk about the whole thing for hours in the night. My applause for your work, Hong Kong Phooey or Miss Trann Slater, you are some criminal mastermind. and oh by the way...
hew_ritter (12:15:13 AM): He struck again!
tmat_02 (12:15:22 AM): um
tmat_02 (12:15:24 AM): who?
hew_ritter (12:15:36 AM): the tagboarder
hew_ritter (12:15:46 AM): anonimous guy whatever
hew_ritter (12:15:53 AM): shiiiiiit
tmat_02 (12:16:02 AM): crap
So who did it? Was it JM, whose parodically funny to pull off such a thing? Was it Berk? Was it Gali? Was it Ryan? Who knows, or maybe some stranger who just happened to like the blog a lot. hahaha I don't know! But there's one thing for sure, it has been an interesting night!
Riding the Lightning
6:48 PM
