Tuesday, August 09, 2005
NGFSB
(Marty vs Mom)
Mom: Bakit? Wala ka pa bang crush?
Marty: Um, ayoko pag-usapan
Mom: Sabihin mo na, mom mo na naman ako e.
Marty: Wala. Wala.
Mom: Sigurado ka? Baka meron diyan tapos ayaw mo lang sabihin sa akin
Marty: Wala nga eh. Loner ako. Loser.
Mom: Sus, tatanda ka na walang girlfriend. Hay nako, paano ako aasa ng apo?
Marty: Eh nandyan pa si Micole, he'll keep the clan line going.
Mom: Hmph, forever ka na ba hindi magkakaasawa o girlfriend man?
Marty: Uh, expected ko na titira ako mag-isa at mag-aalaga ng mga ahas.
(Marty vs Angelo)
Angelo: Hey Marts, meron akong balita na meron kang crush ah
Marty: Eh?
Angelo: Wag mo na ideny, I saw the way you were looking at her sa party
Marty: Uh what? That party? I was just making casual chit-chat
Angelo: ULOOOOOOOOL
Marty: oo gago. Wag ka na magfishing
(enter Gerome)
Gerome: Oy Marty, kamusta si _____.
Angelo: aba aba aba, si _____ pala ah. Okay Marty, details!!!
Marty: Pota, sabi nga wag sasabihin eh!!!
Gerome: Oops sorry
Marty: ...
(Marty vs Jao)
Marty : girls break hearts, that's a given and vice versa
Marty : but speaking honestly, if u are feeling something for someone
Marty : it's best not to just go for it ryt away
Jao : yeah
Jao : i'll give it a year
Jao : haha
Marty : better for u to know exactly wat ur doing and feeling
Marty: instead of going into a relationship with a half-a-heart
Jao : but seriously, i wouldn't mind making him wait and i really need to think this out
Jao: but thanks
Jao : i needed some assurance
Marty : and ur taking the word of a bitter, loveless, hopeless romantic?
(Marty vs Ryan)
Ryan: Your relationships always end up in disasters
Marty: what relationships? They're over before they even start
Ryan: Oh right...
Marty: ...
Ryan: ...
Marty: Shut up
(Marty vs Jaco)
Jaco: Ayaw mo ng girlfriend? Baback up ka naman namin eh. Suppoooooooooort
Marty: Di naman ganun kasimple eh
Jaco: Kung dumiskarte ka, sure win ka na e
Marty: Uh... right
Jaco: Wala ka bang gusto dito?
Marty: Meron din, pero nawawala din. Parang for the moment lang haha. Meron kasi akong isang gusto talaga eh kaya sa kanya lang talaga focus ko
Jaco: Ah e di ok, haharanahan namin
Marty: ng ano?
Jaco: ~Chowking~~~~
Marty: what the
(Marty and Myles, talk on the L word)
Marty: So, you like someone
Myles: You can say that
Marty: Cool
Myles: Cool
(Marty and Pierre)
Marty : love sucks
Marty : hahaha
Marty : dota na lang
Pierre : indeed it does
Pierre : hahaha
Pierre : ok lang yan
Pierre : tingnan mo kami ni aldy
Pierre : wala pang howe
Pierre : never had one
Pierre: but we're still cool
Pierre: hahaa
Marty: yeah! me too me too
(Marty talking to himself)
Marty: You know what's worse than having no love life?
Marty: What?
Marty: Talking to yourself about it
Marty: Touche'
And that my friends, is how the story goes
Riding the Lightning
9:58 PM