Hello, Marty here. Many things await at the end of the long road of the 1st sem and such things I can hardly wait for. Yet it is not over yet I'm afraid and the short sprint of two weeks seems to be littered by hurdles and obstacles making yours truly (if you pardon the expression) tear his fucking brains out. The stress gets to you and often, as you see with the other people of my beloved block, the stress affects us in different, often crazy ways. I for one become a total lunatic under stress and putting this into the vat of other insane whackjobs in the block, you got yourself a totally insane hell week. And I do mean, insane.

Okay... let's start with the CADS concert. Apparently, Tal and I were late so we had to watch the show from the rafters. It was fun actually, we would shout out weird comments that no one would hear. KSP sobra haha. Boo dancers, Astroboy better haha. We hung out later down with the ECE blocks and caused more chaos down there. It was funny cuz Tal and I were sitting on a little island behind the whole row of ECE. Oh oh, watching the dancers gave him an idea. How about the AECES dance troupe haha for out-of-shape engineering students. Apparently, all you would need is a bowtie and sexy underwear to get in. Tal and I already worked out the routine. Go figure

Of course, everyday life seems to come up with funny antics. I have been very makulit lately often making side comments on some people causing them to chase me down kostka. Sorry Nice haha. It is fun though sometimes I get my share of the butt end of the jokes :P Apparently, Carlos and AC thinks it would be interesting if I wore drag, you know transy stuff on.

Carlos: Isip ko kung magdrag ka, di mahahalata
Marty: What's that supposed to mean
Carlos: Wala, interesting lang
Marty: Okay, so when I wear formal no one recognizes me but when I wear drag, it's normal?
Carlos: Oo
Marty: Loko

I got a good laugh out of that. Later on though, I realized that I shriek like a little girl which my blockmates aptly pointed out. I was walking down the dirt road down sec when this branch poked me on the leg, I shrieked thrice each girlier than the next. Boo. They had to laugh at that haha but then Carlos comes up and says that "Kaya nga bagay sayo magdrag" and I said, "Boo" I wonder why some of my blockmates think that hmm...

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I'm not gay

Moving on, someone turned 18 today and her wish was that she would be able to watch an R rated movie before she turned 18. Apparently, porn was the only way to go. I don't know if it happened that a porn watching session DID happen but I find it disturbing to watch porn in a gay guy's dorm with two girls and one questionable male. Oh don't get me wrong, I was invited but I have to draw the line somewhere haha. Heck, I think I was supposed to bring the popcorn. Porn doesn't change over the course of time btw, it's like, always the same... Interesting point: There is no such thing as normal porn, porn always has a category. Think about it.

I also did get to see Marc kinda slip up when we were lining up for our lab breakage fees. He was in the L-Q line and when Carlos and I came he offered us to singit and it was so funny because he was in the wrong line and had to go to the end of the other line haha. Scholar pa ah hahaha. So funny. I think Luis and I spent a whole 2 minutes just laughing about it haha. Oh oh, then his crush kinda came and at that precise moment, the cashier shouted that Marc forgot his id on the counter. I've never seen him blush so much hahahaha. Yes yes, I am so mean.

Ever seen a gay act like a ninja? I've seen just a while ago. No comment

One time, we were singing Parokya ni Edgar songs at Manang's and we got into the song This Guy's In Love With You Pare. Okay, so I was leading cuz I memorized the song haha then Carlos walks down and was weirded out when I sang out that line in front of his face haha. Okay, once again, I am not gay.

Finally, for the last installment, I want to present an argument between me and my mom... over pasta. This usually happens when I'm to try out some experimental health food thing of hers.

Marty: Meron na makain?
Mom: Di pa handa yung spaghetti. Pero yung noodles okay na.
Marty: Eh yung karne?
Mom: lulutuin pa
Marty: Ah ok, hintay na lang ako
Mom: Ah ganito na lang. Kunin mo yung sundried tomato paste diyan
Marty: Yung mukhang bagoong?
Mom: Loko, tomato paste yan. Galing Italy o
Marty: Uh, Mark and Spencer nakasulat ba. Diba pangdamit yun
Mom: Di ah. Tignan mo may flag ng Italy sa harap
Marty: Eh baka sticker lang yan, para maakala ng tao na galing Italy. Pati ang labo naman, nagbebenta ng tomato paste sa Mark and Spencer. Binili ko polo ko dun eh
Mom: Siya siya. Kunin mo na.
(brings bottle to mom)
Marty: ano gagawin?
Mom: Ito lang gamitin mo pangsauce sa noodles
Marty: Weh, gusto ko may karne eh
Mom: Okay lang yan. Healthy siya.
Marty: Pwede ba hintayin ko na lang yung may karne?
Mom: Hindi hindi, try mo lang. Kumain ka ng may karne pagkatapos mo kainin to
Marty: Eh mabubusog ako e
Mom: Di yan. Kainin mo na.
Marty: Yoko
Mom: Hay, pag di mo yan kinain di ka kakain ng spaghetti na may karne
Marty: E di ba spaghetti naman dapat may karne? This is not spaghetti, this is noodles with tomato paste
Mom: oo na, oo na. Kain na
(gets a plate)
Mom: ano? okay diba?
Marty: ok lang
Mom: O e di yan na lang kainin niyo pag gutom kayo. Madali lang gawin.
Marty: Okay... eh kung iiwan ka nga ng spaghetti e di ba may meat na? di ka naman luluto ng noodles lang eh
Mom: ...
Marty:...
Mom: Okay, handa na spaghetti
Marty: Yehey

Happens more often than you think :P